Who would be a more tender lover?

Joey from Blossom or Joey from Friends (and Joey)?
Both Joeys are known for their physical hotness more than their mental capabilities, but each was charming in his own way. Each had his own catchphrase of course. Joey Russo’s “Whoa!” made us laugh in those grungy, depressing days of the early ’90s. Joey Tribbiani’s “How you [...]

Which ‘30 Rock’ character would you like to see more of?

If you are not a 30 Rock fan, it is time to become one. Did you know the show’s 17 Emmy nominations in 2008 were the most a comedy show ever received in a single year? Oh, you already knew that? Sorry.
Of the 58 episodes, Josh (Lonny Ross) has appeared in 34 of them, and [...]

Which would you rather eat?

The Cornhole – Corn on the cob wrapped in hickory bacon with two hot dogs and two Colby-Jack cheese sticks wrapped in ground beef.
Meat (in) Loaf – Sausage, ham, ground beef, and American cheese melted inside a loaf of white bread.
Plenty more where these came from at ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com.
Gross.

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Who do you want to win American Idol?

This one if for you American Idol fans. I haven’t watched American Idol this season. In fact, I only ever watched one season, and I regretted it. But here’s what I can gather about the two finalists:
Kris Allen:
• The mayor of Conway, Arkansas gave him a key to the city.
• Has been a “worship [...]

Vote or Die Blog Roundup – Late April

Which Conchord would you rather fly with? Bret or Jemaine?
This one is split 60/40 (like the old skateboard company). 60% of you chose Jemaine. I must admit I’m a little surprised. Personally I think Bret is cuter. But maybe it’s because I’m not gay and he’s more girly. Since you begged me here is one [...]

Who looks more like an old lesbian?

I’m a big fan of both comic actors.
Ricky Gervais is the creator and star of The Office and Extras, among other things. If you haven’t seen his standup before, I highly recommend it. It’s hilarious. Mike Myers is of course known for Saturday Night Live, Austin Powers, Shrek, Halloween, etc. as well as two of [...]

Who would win in a fight?

Who would win in a fight? The real life Chuck Norris or his fictional character, Walker, Texas Ranger?
Probably the greatest thing that has happened during my short lifetime is the NBC/Universal Studios merger in 2004. Here’s why: Conan O’Brien, who I am a huge fan of, works for NBC. Universal owns USA and USA owns [...]

Who would you keep in the game?

Sorry non-Biggest Loser fans. This is something I’ve got to do. I’m curious to know where people stand on the events that have unfolded on this season’s The Biggest Loser.
Here is the situation: We are down to the final 4 contestants, but only 3 can make it into the finals. America gets to decide. Ron [...]

What are you more scared of?

Thomas Edison would be proud. We’ve managed to invent some crazy shit since the light bulb.
The Peekaru allows moms to envelope their child into a plushy cocoon of horror. It works for dads too. Ever seen Total Recall?
Have you given up on life or recently joined a cult? Try the Snuggie. Now you can pray [...]

What are you more scared of?

I love scary stories, movies, etc. I love getting scared. Did anyone else do “Bloody Mary” growing up? I’m still scared of mirrors because of that. Why would we do that? Gail de Vos sheds some light:
“So why do children continue to summon Bloody Mary, flirting with danger and possible tragedy? The ages between 9 [...]