I’ve officially banned Subway. Every time I eat there I come out smelling like formaldehyde or something. Anyone else notice that? The internet told me it was the smell of baking bread. It smells more like failure to me. I feel sorry for Jared’s wife. The other reason I’m banning Subway is because they are [...]

Britney Spears attacking the paparazzi with shaved head, post two-day stint in rehab…or…Patrick Swayze from the Chippendales SNL skit, as a centaur, in front of a rainbow double helix?
Why?

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Alright Saved by the Bell fans, it’s time for the ultimate question. If you were the hottest girl at Bayside High, and you had your pick of the two sexiest guys in school, who would it be? Zachary “Zack” Morris, a blonde wannabe Ferris Beuller with the ability to freeze time? Or Albert Clifford “A.C.” [...]

Both active Mormons. Both annoying as hell. Let me start out by saying that this is not a political blog. This is a humor/pop culture blog. Most politicians and political commentators bug me. Although we employ the democratic process here, there are probably better forums for political arguments. But if you really want to, go [...]

The answer of course is Prince. Prince is the coolest Jehovah’s Witness of all time. But anyone I would put up against him is no match for his coolness. So while neither Ja Rule nor Lark Voorhies are the epitome of cool, I think they’re a fair matchup.
Ja Rule a.k.a. Jeffrey Atkins was born and [...]

For those of you who have never heard of Flight of the Conchords I’ll give you a little background info. Flight of the Conchords is a two-man band consisting of Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement. They are formerly New Zealand’s fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo accapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo. A comedy-music duo from New Zealand in [...]

It’s that time again. Time for the Vote or Die Blog Roundup. This roundup will cover items posted the later half of March. A lot has happened. Let’s get started:
Which is the better ’80s skateboard movie? Gleaming the Cube or Thrashin’?
Right now Thrashin’ is ahead 53% to 47%. Still pretty close. I wonder if the [...]

I’m gonna throw something out there. I’d go gay for Bob. His positive attitude and his tattoos just do it for me. Don’t judge me. Jillian is just plain mean. She acts that way under the guise of “tough love”, but you can tell she gets off on tearing people down. Sorry to let my [...]

Arnold (Gary Coleman) or Webster (Emmanuel Lewis)?
What happens when young African-American orphans are taken in by rich white folk? Inevitably hilarity and adorableness ensues. Although completely diff’rent television programs, it may have been easy to confuse Webster and Diff’rent Strokes as the same show. But I say the more the merrier. Who didn’t love the [...]

To finish up this unofficial Lost week we are going to focus on the negative. Two of the most annoying characters on the show were, in my opinion, Ana Lucia and Charlotte. Fortunately their stints on the show were relatively short.
Ana Lucia (Michelle Rodriguez) was shot in the chest by Michael (another character I’m glad [...]