Who would win in a fight?

These two lovely gentlemen charmed their way into our hearts every Thursday night for ten years on Friends. Former college roommates and band mates (the short-lived “Way, No Way”), Ross Gellar and Chandler Bing have been through thick and thin together. But if it came down to fisticuffs, who would be named victor?
Points to consider: Chandler’s middle name is Muriel. Ouch. Ross’ middle name is Eustace. I don’t even know what that means. I’d say they cancel each other out. Chandler can’t joke his way out of this one, but it seems he might be more level-headed in a fight. Ross has the stubborn thing going for him, but he’s got the sullen disposition of a female gothic teenager. Also that picture of ross is reason enough to smack him one.
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They are both pretty wimpy. But, I think that Chandler is sneakier. He would find a way to cheat and win.
I think Ross would be the one to throw the first punch and with this wimpy duo that may finish the job.
Joey.
I can see Ross going ape shit.
Them maniacs are crazy. He got my vote.
Chandler would hit like a girl, but Ross would be too emotionally hurt and sullen to hit back at all.
Blatant homosexuals don’t fight. They accessorize and picket mormon temples.
has no one heard of RED ROSS?! Hello, episode 324 where Ross plays rugby.
Ross would win out of his sheer desperation. He would have more adrenalin. I admire his strong desire to do well—- so just as a word of encouragement , in case he ever has to fight, I just want to say to him ” I love you, man “
Ross is a graduate of Rising Star!
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is that last comment a joke? you’re taking this RS thing a little too far, Scott. it’s really starting to creep me out.
Dan,
I did not post as Rising Star Communications. Look for me as VisionWorks.
ross would win
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