Where do you stand on the great toilet paper debate?

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Over or under? It’s a simple question, but one with immeasurable consequences. Marriages have ended, villages have been destroyed, parents have lost their children to CPS. Most people think that Cain (picture) killed Abel due to jealousy over sacrifices. What is not mentioned in the King James version of the Bible is that Abel was an over-loader, and Cain…lets just say Cain (better picture) saw things a little bit differently.

I’ve never killed anyone over toilet paper and I probably wouldn’t leave my wife over this issue (luckily she sees things the same way I do on this one). What I have done is this. As a guest in someone’s house I have changed the toilet paper orientation in their bathroom…more than once. And I’ll do it again.

Coming soon: Crumplers vs. Folders.




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12 Responses to “Where do you stand on the great toilet paper debate?”

  1. sabrina, on March 11th, 2009 at 2:35 pm Said:

    a VERY good question. i applaud.

  2. Ryan, on March 11th, 2009 at 4:42 pm Said:

    What’s wrong with people who like under. Seriously. There ought to be a law against under.

  3. Shannon, on March 11th, 2009 at 8:10 pm Said:

    i agree with Ryan. OVER ALL THE WAY

  4. Chelsea, on March 12th, 2009 at 3:16 am Said:

    So, I think when you discuss crumplers vs. folders you should also mention rollers. The people who roll the t.p. around their hand.

  5. Meghan, on March 12th, 2009 at 10:29 am Said:

    Sorry. I actually can’t vote on this one because I don’t care. I was shocked when Ryan told me I was an under. He’s wrong. I just put the roll on the little thingy and don’t give a second thought. Whatever way I grab it works fine for me.

  6. Administrator, on March 12th, 2009 at 2:13 pm Said:

    Chelsea – Rollers are creepy. They definitely need some discussion…and some therapy.

    Meghan – You are an Apatoilist. I still love you…kind of.

  7. libbi, on March 12th, 2009 at 5:53 pm Said:

    under? are you kidding. how awkward.

  8. aimee, on March 12th, 2009 at 10:50 pm Said:

    I am happy we had no argument on this one. It was love at first roll.

  9. Mr. Doodoo, on March 13th, 2009 at 8:54 pm Said:

    Ahhh Shit…that’s a good question.

  10. Darren, on March 17th, 2009 at 6:21 am Said:

    Over is better but with kids you gotta go under. That way when they start hitting it to watch it spin the roll doesn’t undo.

  11. Rory, on March 17th, 2009 at 6:35 am Said:

    I think it depends on which way you wipe. If you wipe up I think you might be an over roller. If you wipe down, your probably an under roller

  12. Vote or Die » Vote or Die Blog Roundup - Early March, on April 1st, 2009 at 11:45 am Said:

    [...] Where do you stand on the great toilet paper debate? Over or Under? As of today this post has received the most votes. People seem to feel pretty strongly about this issue. Fortunately over is ahead at 86%. Maybe good can triumph over evil. [...]

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